Just a Joke

Gary and Larry are going hunting. Gary says to Larry, "I'll send my dog out to see if there are any raccoons are out by the pond. If there aren't any out there, I'm not going hunting."

So he sends the dog out to the pond. The dog comes back and barks twice. Gary says, "Well I'm not going to go out. He only saw two raccoons out there."

Larry says, "You're going to take the dog's barks for the truth?" Larry doesn't believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, "I don't believe it where did you get that dog? There really are only two out there!"

Gary says, "Well, I got him from Elmer. If you want, you can get one from him, too."

So Larry goes to Elmer and says he wants a dog like the one Gary has. Elmer obliges and Larry brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for raccoons. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it's mouth and starts humping Larry's leg.

Outraged, Larry takes the dog back Elmer and says, "This dog is a fraud. I want my money back!"

The Elmer asks Larry what the dog did. So Larry tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for raccoons, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.

Elmer says, "Son, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more fricking raccoons out there than you can shake a stick at!"